anaitzel:

housewifeswag:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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hate it when...

  • Me: Hi
  • Girl: I have a boyfriend
  • Me: I said hi not suck my dick

I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard.
Tupac Shakur   (via downwsociety)

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  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt

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thortoe:

Werewolf by Cocorosie 

I don’t mean to close the door
But for the record my heart is sore
You blew through me like bullet holes
Left stains on my sheets and stains
On my soul

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hanging-teeth:

who knows, maybe face tastes delicious and we’re all missing out

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In Greek, “nostalgia” literally means “the pain from an old wound”. It’s a twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn’t a spaceship, it’s a time machine. It goes backwards and forwards, it takes us to a place where we ache to go again.
Don Draper   (via obdormio)

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  • normal people: boy/girl problems
  • me: wifi connection problems

  • me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
  • me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
  • me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

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teapayne:

The humiliation when you run over your own banana in mario kart

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oppri-tune-ity:

Girlfriend || JON MCXRO.

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