In 1937, two women wore shorts out in public for the first time. They drew a huge amount of male attention and caused a car accident.
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| teacher: | e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address. |
| me: | |
| teacher: | |
| me: | |
| teacher: | |
| me: | tastybitch69@hotmail.com |
| Period: | You want cookies |
| Period: | You want to fuck |
| Period: | You want to fuck while eating cookies. |
| Period: | Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we? |
| Period: | Kill them. |
| Period: | Kill them too. |
| Period: | Kill them and eat their cookies. |
| Period: | Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon. |
| Period: | HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU. |
if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
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| me: | omg i love books and tv and movies i have so many favorites |
| person: | oh cool like what |
| me: | *instantly forgets every book, tv, film, play, poem, screenplay, silent movie, musical, text book, spoken word, freaking mime production i've ever seen, listened to, or read* |
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getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality
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